![hilker:
“We start with 100% beef jerky, and SEAR your contact information into it with a 150 WATT CO2 LASER.
Screw die-cutting. Forget about foil, popups, or UV spot lamination. THESE business cards have two ingredients: MEAT AND LASERS.
Unlike other business cards, MEAT CARDS will retain value after the econopocalypse. Hoard and barter your calorie-rich, life-sustaining cards.
Also: TWEETMEAT. Tweet your friends… IN MEATSPACE.”
MEAT CARDS: Business Cards Made From MEAT AND LASERS
[h/t jeff]
Can I get the chocolate cards instead? In other news, I should not be allowed to go on the internet after a night of drinking.](http://25.media.tumblr.com/TwWbFlPOPmoiek1vW4dlvD7Fo1_500.jpg)
“We start with 100% beef jerky, and SEAR your contact information into it with a 150 WATT CO2 LASER.
Screw die-cutting. Forget about foil, popups, or UV spot lamination. THESE business cards have two ingredients: MEAT AND LASERS.
Unlike other business cards, MEAT CARDS will retain value after the econopocalypse. Hoard and barter your calorie-rich, life-sustaining cards.
Also: TWEETMEAT. Tweet your friends… IN MEATSPACE.”
MEAT CARDS: Business Cards Made From MEAT AND LASERS
[h/t jeff]
Can I get the chocolate cards instead? In other news, I should not be allowed to go on the internet after a night of drinking.
